If Everybody Were A Guy, The Human

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People In The Computer Industry Use The Term 'user,' Which To Them Means 'idiot.'

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken Or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.

Lobsters Displays All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As "here, Boy!"