If Everybody Likes You, You're Pretty Dull.

In This Rat-race Everybody's Guilty Till Proved Innocent!

The Male Ego With Few Exceptions Is Elephantine To Start With.

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.

I'm The Nicest Goddamn Dame That Ever Lived.