If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

You Should Know Me Well Enough By Now To Know I Don't Ask For Things I Don't Think I Can Get.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

The Out-of-work Actor Wears Out More Than Shoe Leather. The Very Sensibilities That Make Him An Artist Are Shattered By The Disregard He Is Shown As A Human Being.