If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How

It's Just Hassle Of Having Friends And Family An' That.

I'd Say The Best Is When I Was In Africa, I Saw A Hippo In A House. Someone Had A Pet Hippo. And They're Meant To Be One Of The Most Dangerous Animals On The Planet, And They Had One That Was Sort Of Just Wandering In And Out Of Their House, Just Sort Of Roaming About.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.