If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.