If Compliments Were Food, I'd Have Starved

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

. . . But Mostly, Given Another Shot At Life, I Would Seize Every Minute - Look At It And Really See It - Live It - And Never Give It Back.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

Many People Are Intimidated By Doctors. ... People Also Feel Stupid When They Don't Understand What A Doctor's Talking About The First Time Around, So They Don't Ask Again. And Let's Be Honest Here, People. English Is Not A Doctor's First Language.