If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

Pressure? Well It Ain't Hitting In Forty-four Straight Games, Because I Done That And It Was Fun. The Playoffs Are Pressure.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

A Hitter's Impatience Is The Pitcher's Biggest Advantage.