Ideological Differences Are No Excuse For Rudeness.

Many Of The Guests Will Eventually Leave The Table To Watch Football On Television, Which Would Be A Rudeness At Any Other Occasion But Is A Relief At Thanksgiving And Probably The Only Way To Get Those People To Budge.

What Is Thanksgiving Without A Nutty Relative?

You Glance At An E-mail. You Give More Attention To A Real Letter.

People Who Put Slipcovers, Doilies, Plastic Protectors, And Cellophane On Everything Good That They Own Rarely Live To See An Occasion So Good That All These Covers Are Removed.

Protocol Is Etiquette With A Government Expense Account.