I'd Still Like To See 'survivor' Minus

When I Audition, I Understand What It Takes And The Insecurities That Come With It. If I Do Anything, I Put Actors At Ease. I Used To Tell Directors Who Weren't Actors, The Best Thing They Could Do Was Take An Acting Class For A Couple Of Months. Just To Understand.

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-headed Man From New York!

Even Though My Father Was A Radio Comedian, It Wasn't Cool To Say, At A Young Age, 'i Want To Be A Comedian.'

What Do You Think The Devil Is Going To Look Like If He's Around? Nobody Is Going To Be Taken In If He Has A Long, Red, Pointy Tail. No. I'm Semi-serious Here. He Will Look Attractive And He Will Be Nice And Helpful And He Will Get A Job Where He Influences A Great God-fearing Nation And He Will Never Do An Evil Thing... He Will Just Bit By Little Bit Lower Standards Where They Are Important. Just Coax Along Flash Over Substance... Just A Tiny Bit. And He Will Talk About All Of Us Really Being Salesmen. And He'll Get All The Great Women.