I'd Rather Be Smart Than A Movie

It's A Lot Easier To Make Friends When You're Younger, Because Kids Are A Lot Less Judgmental Than Adults. They're More Like, "o.k., Let's Be Friends." Not, "so, What's Your Job?" "what's Your Marriage Status?"

Some Relationships Aren't True Relationships. And It's Usually When The Other Person Does Something Really Terrible That You Realize It. And That's When It's Time To Move On.

When I Was In Nursery School, The Teachers Asked Me, Y'know, 'what Does Your Dad Do For A Living?' So I Said 'he Helps Women Get Pregnant!' They Called My Mom And They Were Like, 'what Exactly Does Your Husband Do?'

I'd Like It If People Thought I Was Jewish Looking.

I Don't Mean To Criticize Anyone In Any Way That I Wouldn't Criticize Myself. I Think People Should Have Fun, And Have A Good Time, And Enjoy The Luck That We Have To Be Lazy And Dwell In Consumerism. But I Think That It's A Balance. And Our Job As Actors Is Empathy.