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I Don't Think You Can Be A Mysterious Rock Star The Same Way You Could In 1965 Because There's Too Much Information. Everything You Do Is Available All The Time. So The Only Thing You Can Rely On Is Not Being False.

So I Have Probably 1,200 Little Bits Of Paper With Notes, Which When The Ambien Really Starts To Kick In, Don't Really Make Much Sense. Say What You Like About Prescription Drugs, But They Do Help When You're Sequencing A Record.

We Rely More On Enthusiasm Than Actual Skill. Whatever You Do, Do It Enthusiastically And People Will Like It More.

There's A Reason Why People Who've Had Bad Relationships With Their Parents Listen To Angry Stuff.

I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Cheap Prostitute, But You Can Call Me What You Like.