I'd Make A Bad Preacher.

Parodies Of Commercials Are By No Means New And Have Been Popular Going Back To Black-and-white Tv Shows Of The '50s.

Comedy Makes Everything Accessible. Watching The News Is Kind Of Like Being Fed Your Evening Pill. What's Fun About It? Nothing. And So If You Can Get News And Information About Things Going On In The World Through A Comic Platform, Everything's Going To Connect.

I Could Sell Used Battery Acid And Make It Fly.

One Minute You're Up Half A Million In Soybeans And The Next, Boom, Your Kids Don't Go To College And They've Repossessed Your Bentley.

Folks Have To Pin Me Down Because, For One Thing, I Don't Have A Laptop. I Don't Have An Iphone, And I Refuse To Carry Them Because They're Immensely Hackable.