I'd Love To Be Abducted. I'd Sit

All He Cares About Is Going Out There With His Jack Daniels Bottle. Nothing Has Changed. That's Kind Of Sad. If David Was Doing Better Than He Used To Be, Then That Would Be Different. But It Was A Joke And He Made It That Way.

If I Would Have Ever Dreamed That I Wouldn't Be In Van Halen Anymore And Was Going To Have Resume My Solo Career Again, I Would Have Never Contributed Anything Towards My Own Greatest Hits Package.

I Can Be Singing About Cat Food And I'll Make You Think That I Mean It.

I Had Written Lyrics To A Song Called The Silent Extreme, Which Alex Later Renamed Humans Being.

I Had Been Reading This Book About Zen Koan Philosophy, And It Was Talking About The Right Here And The Right Now, And How Important It Is, And I Was Really Trying To Get There In My Life.