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As Far As Feminism Is Concerned Be The Problem In The World Is Men, And They, In Their Natural State, Are Essentially Incompatible. They Must Be Tamed. They Must Be Tempered, 'cause Men Are Naturally Brutes. They Fight. They Sweat. They Expel Gas. They're Dirty. They Get Into Fights. And We've Got To Somehow Reprogram All Of That Out, Because Otherwise Women Will Be In Constant Peril. And I Am Not Exaggerating. The Modern Era Of Feminism Has Done Such Great Damage.

I'm Consistent, And They Know I Don't Waver And All That. I'm Dependable.

You Think The Pope Is Mad That Donald Trump Said Two Corinthians Instead Of "second"? Get This. Pope Francis Just Said That Contraception Can Be Justified Now.

There's Stories Out There That The Democrats Are Starting To Slowly Walk Back The Idea That Donald Trump's Gonna Be Impeached. Do You Know Why That Is? It's Because There Isn't Any Evidence, And There Isn't Any Crime That Trump Has Committed That Anybody Has Been Able To Find.

When I Talk About The Chickification Of Either The News Business Or Football Or Anything Else, Some People Think I'm Joking Or Making Halfhearted Fun, Little Swipes Here At Feminism, But Some Of It's Really Serious Stuff. You Never, Ever, Ever Hear How Women Are At Fault In Anything, Just Like In This Abuse Business.