I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just

This Isn't Just A Job. This Is A Service Profession. We Uphold The Law, Babe." Ranger

I Think That Some Books Are More Successful Than Others To Certain Readers. People Who Read My Books For The Humor, They're Going To Love One Book. People Who Read My Books For The Mystery, They Might Not Like That Book Quite As Much.

Suppose Something Goes Wrong? Suppose You Need A Big Full-figure Woman Like Me To Help Straighten Things Out?" Lula

I Got Out Of The Tub And Had To Squelch A Scream When I Saw My Reflection In The Vanity Mirror. My Hair Looked Like It Had Taken 2000 Volts And Been Spray Starched

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.