I Write Short Stories. I Write Every

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

I Just Like Making People Laugh.