I Would Say That Lucy, 'i Love

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.