I Would Make A Poor Vegetarian Because

I Was So Beautiful But I Didn't Realise It For Years. I Saw Pictures Of Myself And Even I Was Stunned.

I Spend Hours Mowing The Lawn In Absolutely Straight Lines On My Tractor. If It's Not Right, I Do It Again.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

Generally, I'm A Pretty Positive, But Like Any Other Working Person, If The Jobs Aren't Coming In, I Do Get Depressed.

I Would Teach U.k. Parents How To Stop Their Children Throwing Litter. London Is A Beautiful City But Its Streets Are Disgusting.