I Would Love To Work With Bill

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

I Would Think Beer And Football Go Hand In Hand.

It's The Fastest Who Get Paid And It's The Fastest Who Get Laid.

By The Time I Was Ready For College, I Didn't Know What I Wanted To Do. I Think I Secretly Wanted A Show Business Career, But I Was Suppressing It.

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.