I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell

My Dad Turned Me Onto Peter Sellers As A Kid. I Loved The Fact That He Was A Unique Combination Of Being Extremely Subtle And Over-the-top All At The Same Time, And That's A Hard Thing To Do. I Admire That.

You Definitely Feel A Little Exposed, Because Some Of Your Friends Call You Like, "man, I Need That Much."

I Don't Even Consider Myself An Impressionist, Really.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

What’s The Point Of Being Bad When There’s Nothing Good To Stop You?