I Would Like A Practical President, But

If You Treat An Animal Right, They Don't Run Away. They're Not Like Us. They Run Away From People They Don't Trust; Most Times We Run Away From Ourselves.

Life Is What You Make Of It. There's Always Fun And Laughs Right Under Your Nose If You're Willing To Open Your Eyes To See It.

Hello, You Sick Twisted Freak.

You Know, We All Have Our Inner Demons. I, For One - I Can't Speak For You, But I'm On The Verge Of Moral Collapse At Any Time. It Can Happen By The End Of The Show.

I Think It's Been Time For A New Party. I Think It's Time For Two New Parties. If You Watch The Democratic Convention, That Has Become A Socialist Party Now.