I Would Have Made A Good Pope.

Extremists On The Left Tend To Be Just As Critical Of Pragmatism As Extremists On The Right.

I Want A Goddamn Strong Statement On Marijuana, I Mean One That Just Tears The Ass Out Of Them. You Know, Its A Funny Thing, Every One Of The Bastards That Are Out For Legalizing Marijuana Is Jewish.

There Are Times When An Abortion Is Necessary. I Know That. When You Have A Black And A White.

Nobody Is A Friend Of Ours. Let's Face It.

I Hereby Resign This Office Of President Of The United States.