I Won't Say That The Papers Misquote

History Has To Judge Every Man Who Served. I Don't Know How They're Going To Treat Me. I May Be The Worst S.o.b. That Ever Came Down The Pike. But I Won't Lose Any Sleep Over It. I Just Like To Be Remembered As An Honest Person Who Tried.

On Religious Issues There Can Be Little Or No Compromise. There Is No Position On Which People Are So Immovable As Their Religious Beliefs. There Is No More Powerful Ally One Can Claim In A Debate Than Jesus Christ, Or God, Or Allah, Or Whatever One Calls This Supreme Being. But Like Any Powerful Weapon, The Use Of God's Name On One's Behalf Should Be Used Sparingly.

I Think Any Man In Business Would Be Foolish To Fool Around With His Secretary. If It's Somebody Else's Secretary, Fine.

The Conservative Knows That To Regard Man As Part Of An Undifferentiated Mass Is To Consign Him To Ultimate Slavery.

If You Don't Mind Smelling Like Peanut Butter For Two Or Three Days, Peanut Butter Is Darn Good Shaving Cream.