I Won't Be Satisfied Until People Want

This Industry Should Behave Like A Mother Whose Child Has Just Run Out In Front Of A Car. But Instead Of Clasping The Child To Them, They Start Punishing The Child. Like You Don't Dare Get A Cold. How Dare You Get A Cold! I Mean, The Executives Can Get Colds And Stay Home Forever And Phone It In, But How Dare You, The Actor, Get A Cold Or A Virus. You Know, No One Feels Worse Than The One Who's Sick. I Sometimes Wish, Gee, I Wish They Had To Act A Comedy With A Temperature And A Virus Infection.

A Woman Knows By Intuition, Or Instinct, What Is Best For Herself.

I Just Got To Feel That Whoever I Marry Has Some Real Regard For Me.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

When You're A Failure In Hollywood, That's Like Starving To Death Outside A Banquet Hall, With Smells Of Filet Mignon Driving You Crazy.