I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three Times- To Build Up Immunity.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

People Don't Think Of Their Office As A Workplace Anymore. They Think Of It As A Stationary Store With Danish. You Want To Get Your Pastry, Your Envelopes, Your Supplies, Your Toilet Paper, Six Cups Of Coffee, And You Go Home.

I Know I'm Not Going To Understand Women. I'll Never Understand How You Can Take Boiling Hot Wax, Pour It Onto Your Upper Thigh, Rip The Hair Out By The Root, And Still Be Afraid Of A Spider.