I Woke To A Bucket Of Ice

I Think Anytime You're Writing To The Middle Grades, You're Writing To Young Readers Who Are Trapped In A Number Of Ways Between Two Worlds: Between Childhood And Adulthood, Between Their Friends And Their Parents.

I Prefer To Be The Noisiest Thing In My Environment Thank You Very Much.

Why Did Adults Have To Be So Thick? They Always Say “tell The Truth,” And When You Do, They Don’t Believe You. What’s The Point?

It Was Beautiful In A Harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish Kind Of Way.

Sometimes Mortals Can Be More Horrible Than Monsters.