I Wish I Could Be As Thin

We Created A Line Of Pet Food Called Nutrish That's Made To Human Standards, And 100 Percent Of The Proceeds Go To Animal Rescue. One Of Our Top-tier Donors Is The Aspca, And They Help Us Challenge Animal Shelters All Across The Country To Get More Animals Placed In Homes.

I Felt I'd Earned The Good Housekeeping Seal When I Designed An Oval-shaped Spaghetti Pot, Because Spaghetti Is Long.

I Don't Categorize Food As Bad Or A Guilty Pleasure.

I Work Too Much To Be An Appropriate Parent. I Feel Like A Bad Mom To My Dog [isaboo, A Pit Bull] Some Days Because I’m Just Not Here Enough. I Just Feel Like I Would Do A Bad Job If I Took The Time To Literally Give Birth To A Kid Right Now And Try And Juggle Everything I’m Doing.

When You Really Want To Show Some Love, Keep The Flowers And Say It With Spaghetti.