I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane

Life Is A Comedy When Watching And A Tragedy When Experiencing. I Try And Share Anything I Have.

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

Talent Is Always More Interesting - Ambition Is Not Interesting. If You Have Talent, You Have To Find Ways Of Expressing It, But You May Not Be A Success In The World's Terms.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

I Used To Have A House In London, But Couldn't Face 20 More Years Of St John's Wood In The Rain.