I Will Do Comedy Until The Day

It's Sad When You Say A $30 Million Film Is An Inexpensive Film, But It Is.

The Hollywood I Know Has Allowed Me The Opportunity After Opportunity To Keep Doing New Things And Not Send Me Out To Pasture. I Don't Want To Go To Pasture. It's Cold. I'm Allergic To Grass. And The Cows Are Mean.

My Head Is Filled With So Much Crap, Or Facts That I Find Important, But That Some Others Don't.

I Still Think Marriage Is A Goofy Institution If You Set It Up As This Institution With A Predetermined Set Of Rules. It's Unhealthy To Have A Predisposed Expectation Of What You Think A Marriage Should Be - As This Thing At The End Of The Rainbow. False Expectations Take Away Joy.

Latinos, Asians, African-americans, Women - We're All Trying To Find Our Place In This World Of Cinema And Television And Theater. And The Great Thing With Comedy Is That Most Of The Time, You Could Be Orange. It Doesn't Matter, As Long You're Funny.