I Went To Look For A Used

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.