I Wasn't Really A Performer By Temperament.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

And We Will All Go Together When We Go. What A Comforting Fact That Is To Know. Universal Bereavement, An Inspiring Achievement, Yes, We Will All Go Together When We Go.

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

You Can Make Fun With Saddam Hussein Jokes ... But You Can't Make Fun Of, Say, The Concentration Camps. I Think My Target Was Not So Much Evil, But Benign Stupidity People Doing Stupid Things Without Realising Or, Instead, Thinking They Were Doing Good.