I Wasn't Born A Fool. It Took

I Am A Wife-made Man.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.

When What's Left Of You Gets Around To What's Left To Be Gotten, What's Left To Be Gotten Won't Be Worth Getting Whatever It Is You've Got Left.

A Jester Unemployed Is Nobodys Fool.

To Travel Is To Take A Journey Into Yourself.