I Was Talking To Jesus, And I

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

With Me, Traveling For Work Is Arriving At The Airport, Checking Into The Hotel, Leaving The Hotel The Next Morning At 4 Or 5 To Do Something Like 'the Jimmy And Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' Doing A Bunch Of Those In A Row, Then Going Back To The Hotel, And Then Finally Going To The Club.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

If I Could Cause World Peace By Taking Someone Out To Lunch, I'd Go, 'well, War Isn't That Terrible.'

I Was Jewish, Through And Through, Although In Our House That Didn't Mean A Whole Lot. We Never Went To Synagogue. I Never Had A Bar Mitzvah. We Didn't Keep Kosher Or Observe The Sabbath. In Fact, I'm Not So Sure I Would Have Known What The Sabbath Looked Like If It Passed Me On The Street, So How Could I Observe It?