I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

-Scott Adams

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I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing

Scott Adams

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

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Wife

Legs

Jeeves

You Might Argue That My Example Is Bad Because Einstein Is Dead. But According To Physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein Is Neither Dead Nor Alive Until We Dig Him Up And Open The Casket. If He's Alive, He Might Want His Brain Back, Which I Understand Is In A Ziplock Bag In Some Guy's Freezer. And This Is A Perfect Example Of Why Examples Always Distract From The Main Point.

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Suicide

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