I Was Planning On My Future As

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.