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I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Eventually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

-Don Rickles

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I Was Nice To The People In

Don Rickles

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Eventually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

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