I Was Never Oj's Closest Pal, And

I'm Not Going To Just Fade Out, I Know.

There's Been So Much Media About Me Being A Surfer Dude And A Lot Of Other Jobs. I Guess It's Time To Prove Myself, To Let The People Know, Heck, I've A Brain.

If There's Something That You Hear On Tv About Me, Just Call Me And I'll Tell You If It's True.

I'm The Guy, I'm Kind Of Like The, Uh, Everyman, So I Think People Just Relate To That.

Most People Say, "i Didn't Know You Had A Personality."