I Was Dating A Guy Once Who

I Embrace The Imperfections And Celebrate Them.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

I Listen To A Lot Of Rap Where Men Talk A Certain Way About Women And I'm Not Offended. It's Meant To Be Funny. I'm Throwing It Right Back At Them With Humor, But Some People Can't Take It. They're Not Used To Women Talking Back.

I Do Think I Have A Rebellious, Metal-loving Rock Chick Inside Of Me.

I Understand I'm Supposed To Be Feminine And Dainty, But I'm Not. There Are Two Sides To The Coin. People Are More Impressed With Things That I Do Because They Almost Treat You As If You're Handicapped If You're A Woman... People Can Be Impressed That I Can Play A Few Chords On The Guitar.