I Was Born On The Kitchen Table.

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.

You're Always A Little Disappointing In Person Because You Can't Be The Edited Essence Of Yourself.

With The Birth Of The Artist Came The Inevitable Afterbirth... The Critic

You Want Me To Admit I'm A Four-foot, Six-inch Freckle-faced Person Of Jewish Extraction? I Admit It. All But The Extraction. But Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.