I Was Adopting An Ethiopian Child, That's

Whenever I'm About To Eat Meat I Always See My Little Dog's Eyes.

I Like Eating Fine Foods And Drinking Nice Wine. Even If I Had A Really Good Figure, I Don't Think I'd Get My T**s And A** Out For No One.

I Love A Card. You Know, Cards? At Birthdays? I Collect Them.

People Think That I Popped Out Of My Mother's Womb Singing 'chasing Pavements'.

Nothing That I Wouldn't Do, To Make You Feel My Love