I Was About 26 Or 27 And

There's Two Things I Gotta Do. One Is, I Gotta Update My Resume. And Then, I Have To Call My Mother.

I Don't Know How Anybody Gets Better At Anything Aside From Doing It.

If You're Smart, You'll Always Be Humble. You Can Learn All You Want, But There'll Always Be Somebody Who's Never Read A Book Who'll Know Twice What You Know.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

Our Country Was Founded On A Distrust Of Government. Our Founding Fathers Gave Power To The People To Keep An Eye On Government. So When Politicians Say, 'trust Me,' They're Actually Being Very Un-american.