I Was A Little Shocked At How

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

When You're Young, The Loss That You Experience When You Break Up With Somebody, That's The Loss Of A Relationship. And The Older You Get, You Actually Lose People To Death And You Lose Those Relationships, Too.

I Just Learned How To Scuba Dive. Id Been Scared To Rely On One Little Air Hose For Oxygen, But Swimming With All Those Fish Is Exhilarating.

Manipulating People Is What's So Fun About Poker. I Love That You Can Just Look Into Someone's Eyes And Lie - And It's Perfectly Acceptable.

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.