I Wanted To Stay Hooked Because It

I Didn't Really Understand That Vipassana Is A Relatively New Form Of Buddhism That Was Based On The Storage Of Pain. So The Idea Is That Every Time You Don't Scream, That's Your Buddhist Side.

I'm One Of The First Americans Who Wasn't A Torturer Or An Interrogator.

Dogs Don't Just Like Us, They Love Us, And They Admire Us. The Big Reason They Admire Us Is We Invented Cars. They're Like, "yes, We Get To Go Somewhere!" Go Somewhere Faster, With Their Head Out The Window, And Their Ears, Like, "yes! Yes!"

It's Just Such A Great Miracle When Things Do Work, And They Work For Such A Wild Variety Of Crazy Reasons.

I Genuinely Have Never Been In An Audience Where Most People Want That Person To Fail. I've Never Been In An Audience Like That, And I've Never Seen It As A Performer. Only In My Dreams, In Which Case They Are Always Throwing Tomatoes And Going, "this Is The Most Boring Thing I've Ever Seen."