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I Find It Discouraging - And A Bit Depressing - When I Notice The Unequal Treatment Afforded By The Media To Ufo Believers On The One Hand, And On The Other, To Those Who Believe In An Invisible Supreme Being Who Inhabits The Sky.

I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.

Frisbeetarianism Is The Belief That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Up On The Roof And Gets Stuck.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage And Feeling Envy.