I’ve Tried Being Other People And Myself

If You Are Going To Live In A House Made Of Candy, Don't Move Next Door To A Couple Of Obese Kids. A Lot Of These Fairy-tale Characters Are Missing Common Sense.

Whether I'm In Front Of The Camera, Behind The Camera, At My Computer Writing A Novel Or A Screenplay, As Long As I Get To Entertain Someone Out There, I'm Happy.

I May Have No Idea What I'm Talking About," I Said, A Little Ticked Off Now. "but We're All A Part Of A Minority Waiting For A Majority To Pull Their Heads Out Of Their Asses.

I Do Better Singing Female Songs Because My Voice Is So High-pitched.

If You Truly Own Who You Are, No One Can Use You Against You.