I’ve Noticed That One Thing About Parents

If You Have A Big Enough Dictionary, Just About Everything Is A Word.

Megahertz: This Is Really, Really Big Hertz.

I Realize That There Are Certain Hardships That Only Females Must Endure, Such As Childbirth, Waiting In Lines For Public-restroom Stalls, And A Crippling, Psychotic Obsession With Shoe Color. Also, Females Tend To Reach Emotional Maturity Very Quickly, So That By Age 7 They Are No Longer Capable Of Seeing The Humor In Loud Inadvertent Public Blasts Of Flatulence, Whereas Males Can Continue To Derive Vast Enjoyment From This Well Into Their 80s.

I Read A Lot Of Lot Non-demanding Fiction.

Why Else Do We Have Miami, If Not To Give Me Material?