I Usually Have A Song In My

I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On Things.

Athletes Become Our Heroes, Because They're Superhuman. They Do Things Nobody Else Can Do. They're Better Than 6 Billion Other People.

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.