I Used To Think Twitter Was A

Escapism For Me Can Come In The Form Of Someone Else's Reality.

If Someone Doesn't Answer Your Email Within Six Hours, It Means They Hate You.

I Thought About Starting A Novella Club Because It Seemed Less Ambitious.

I Also Really Like To Read Good Books And I Don't Have Enough Time To Do It. So It's Really Hard For Me To Imagine Willingly Submitting Myself To A Trilogy Of Books That I've Been Told Are At The Fourth Grade Reading Level Which Isn't A Very Nice Thing To Say But.

It Would Probably Be Too Easy A Cop Out To Say That Just Republican Males Hate Me. Though There's A Large Swath Of Them, For Sure.