I Used To Think That The Brain

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

I Saw A Psychologist Once Because I Thought I Had Depression. It Cost Me $100. When I Left, I Realised That There's Nothing He Could Have Said That Would Cheer Me Up As Much As If I Found A $100 Bill On My Way Home.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?