I Used To Think It Was Mere

I'm A Moldy Moldy Man I'm Moldy Thru And Thru I'm A Moldy Moldy Man You Would Not Think It True I'm Moldy Til My Eyeballs I'm Moldy Til My Toe I Will Not Dance I Shyballs I'm Such A Humble Joe.

I'm An Elvis Fan Because It Was Elvis Who Really Got Me Out Of Liverpool.

Rituals Are Important. Nowadays It's Hip Not To Be Married. I'm Not Interested In Being Hip.

I Remember A Time When Everybody I Loved Hated Me Because I Hated Them.

It Looks Like I'm Going To Be 40 And Life Begins At 40 -​ So They Promise. And I Believe It, Too.