I Used To Go Out With Actresses

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.